Hello yet again!
This is just my second post and already I am struggling to keep the schedule I set for myself. Last time I tried to do a newsletter I don’t even think I got past two posts? I guess they say three makes a pattern, so hopefully we will find that to be true next week.
Let’s start with some brags…
Brags of the week:
As announced in Variety, I have a small part in Bradley Cooper’s upcoming feature, Is This Thing On? along with gay icons Laura Dern, Amy Sedaris, and Sean Hayes, who all play much larger parts. The further I get in my career the more I realize many show business milestones are being the “and more” for famouser and famouser people. So thank you Bradley Cooper for choosing me as your “and more.” Now I’m one degree away from Lady Gaga. Everything is falling into place.
My tour starts next week! Please save yourself from fomo and get tix at that link or one of these: LA, SF, Portland, Seattle (early & late shows)!
Check out my ep of Boys Club with Nico Carney & Conor Janda! We discuss alcoholic comics vs drug addict comics, trans guys vs gays guys, and my dream to open a service that gives makeovers to trans men.
Ok that’s enough brags! On to the real stuff.
I have to say, when I re-upped this newsletter I assumed I would be doing mostly free posts to tempt you into subscribing for pay. But some of you have already come on as paid subscribers (thank you!) so I have to start delivering on the Secret Content. I think I’ll keep writing mostly free posts for fun, but paywall when I have something Juicy to say. Something I’m working on in general is closing the gap between my public persona (your queer bff) and my real personality (kind of a cunt), so this seems like a good way to cunt up in semi-public.
Consider this your chance for the week to peek behind the veil…
Thots: on joke “ownership,” parallel thought, and (something else)
Last week after a show, someone approached me to let me know a punchline I’ve been saying (and loving to say!) is quite similar to